MKNet Awards Ceremony
People get recognition when they excel in whatever they do and they normally come in the form of awards. Most of the awards I've seen are those like 'Top 10% in Level', 'Good Progress', 'Best Sportsmen' etc, i.e., those that have positive connotations. Two words : SO BORING! Therefore, I decided to give out awards that have the negative connotations, to make life a little more interesting. :D
The Rudest Driver Award
General Comment : When people think of rude drivers, they usually have this image of a male driver cussing and brandishing his middle finger. However, time has changed. Female drivers do that too. Plus, it's not necessarily those uneducated uncouth female drivers who do so. It's those freaking highly educated working women who have the tendency to be rude.
Winner : Owner of SFG 4215M
Why the above mentioned person deserved to win. : Last week my father was driving in the middle of this wide stretch of road. The road was pretty empty. Actually, there were no other cars beside us at all, totally empty. Then came the winner who fucking pressed the horn of her car to indicate to my father to hurry up. Fuck! First of all, the road is empty, why do you have to travel right behind us? Secondly, my father was already driving at the fastest speed allowed on that road. Of course my father refused to budge, I mean, why should we? Then, the winner sped up next to us.(if she could have had travelled next to us, why didnt she fucking do so in the first place?) Through the car window, we could see her crimson-red lips moving furiously, obviously scolding us. Wait, I think we could actually hear her even though we were separated by 2 car windows. She then sped up ahead.
My father then caught up with her. At that time, she had already winded down her window and started to fling her arm all about while scolding us like it's our fault. The winner was dressed in a grey suit-like attire and her make-up was immaculate, or should I say damn heavy. At first I thought that she was rather young but when she started scolding us, her wrinkles all popped out. Wait, I'm sidetracking already. Anyway, she was driving this branded car and she looked very business-like(because of her earphones stuck in her ear). Fuck. So what if you drive a branded car and hold a high position, that doesnt give you the right to be rude you shithead. The road doesnt belong to your grandfather so fuck off if you think that you have the right to scold people when they did not disobey the rules. I hope you speed too much and get knocked down one day. Losing your job might be a nice second option.
The Lousiest Salesperson Award
General Comment : As a salesperson, I expect him/her to give in to the whims and fancy of the customer. Afterall, the customer is always right. Ok, maybe that's a little too difficult. However, I do expect the salesperson to do their job to help the customer if it's within their means.
Winner : Salesman called Ben working at IMM Laser Flair
Why the above mentioned person deserved to win. : I went VCD shopping at IMM when I could not find the VCD I wanted in the store so I enlisted the help of the saleswoman to help me. After looking for 10 minutes, she could not locate the VCD I wanted so she checked the store records and told me that CCK Laser Flair had it. She then later told me that it was in Lot 1, B1-07. I went to Lot 1 last week and saw that B1-07 where Laser Flair used to be has already closed down so I said there's no Laser Flair there at the stated venue. She then laughed and said "Where got shop can disappear like that one."
Note: It wasnt a question. It was a mocking statement, like as if I were a stupid girl like that.
Not to be defeated by that lousy saleswoman who could not even speak proper Chinese, I said that I live near CCK and I frequent IMM so I know that there's no Laser Flair anymore. Well, she didnt believe me of course. It wasnt until the winner, Ben, told her that Laser Flair moved to the 3rd storey that she realised her mistake. Of course, no 'Sorry I gave you the wrong address.' Can you imagine if I really went to B1-07? Fuck her knowlege of her own franchises.
So, this Ben guy helped me call CCK to ask them about the VCD I wanted. Upon hearing that they still have the VCD in the store, he asked me to leave my contact number down. Why leave my contact no. if I'm going personally to collect it myself? It's not like they're going to bring it over to this chain. Plus, they did not even tell me the details, like the price, so how am I going to decide if I really wanted the VCD? Therefore, I asked Ben, who was still connected to CCK over the phone, to help me ask the price and the contents of the VCD. He then told me that if I wanted to know, I can just go over to CCK since I stay near CCK because it would be so much clearer if I looked at the VCD box. GO FUCK YOURSELF LAH! If I live near CCK and come to IMM to shop, obviously I've got something to do at IMM right?! I didnt just go there to buy VCDs ok. Plus, will it kill him to tell me the details by asking the guy on the phone?! I'm the customer and I have the right to know what I'm buying before I go over there to do so. So anyway, he continued to ask me for my name and contact no.. Like I'm going to do that after your lousy service. So I just stared at him with that fuck-off-you-loser look and went to browse through other VCDs.
When I proceeded to make my payment, Ben was chatting on the phone, obviously with his friend as he was laughing while doing so and since he talked so loudly, I could hear that the content was not work-related. WTF? Help your customer ask a few questions cannot but talk to you friend and skive during working hours can...fuck off la! Plus, that Ben lifted up his shirt to show his scrawny body to facilitate scratching in the shop. Wa lau eh, which salesman, or any human, openly lift up their shirts to scratch themselves? EYESORE! LOUSY SERVICE!
Yup, that's the end of the MKNet Awards Ceremony 2005. Only 2 awards given out but that's quite enough for today. I might add somemore in the future. Watch this space. :D
The Rudest Driver Award
General Comment : When people think of rude drivers, they usually have this image of a male driver cussing and brandishing his middle finger. However, time has changed. Female drivers do that too. Plus, it's not necessarily those uneducated uncouth female drivers who do so. It's those freaking highly educated working women who have the tendency to be rude.
Winner : Owner of SFG 4215M
Why the above mentioned person deserved to win. : Last week my father was driving in the middle of this wide stretch of road. The road was pretty empty. Actually, there were no other cars beside us at all, totally empty. Then came the winner who fucking pressed the horn of her car to indicate to my father to hurry up. Fuck! First of all, the road is empty, why do you have to travel right behind us? Secondly, my father was already driving at the fastest speed allowed on that road. Of course my father refused to budge, I mean, why should we? Then, the winner sped up next to us.(if she could have had travelled next to us, why didnt she fucking do so in the first place?) Through the car window, we could see her crimson-red lips moving furiously, obviously scolding us. Wait, I think we could actually hear her even though we were separated by 2 car windows. She then sped up ahead.
My father then caught up with her. At that time, she had already winded down her window and started to fling her arm all about while scolding us like it's our fault. The winner was dressed in a grey suit-like attire and her make-up was immaculate, or should I say damn heavy. At first I thought that she was rather young but when she started scolding us, her wrinkles all popped out. Wait, I'm sidetracking already. Anyway, she was driving this branded car and she looked very business-like(because of her earphones stuck in her ear). Fuck. So what if you drive a branded car and hold a high position, that doesnt give you the right to be rude you shithead. The road doesnt belong to your grandfather so fuck off if you think that you have the right to scold people when they did not disobey the rules. I hope you speed too much and get knocked down one day. Losing your job might be a nice second option.
The Lousiest Salesperson Award
General Comment : As a salesperson, I expect him/her to give in to the whims and fancy of the customer. Afterall, the customer is always right. Ok, maybe that's a little too difficult. However, I do expect the salesperson to do their job to help the customer if it's within their means.
Winner : Salesman called Ben working at IMM Laser Flair
Why the above mentioned person deserved to win. : I went VCD shopping at IMM when I could not find the VCD I wanted in the store so I enlisted the help of the saleswoman to help me. After looking for 10 minutes, she could not locate the VCD I wanted so she checked the store records and told me that CCK Laser Flair had it. She then later told me that it was in Lot 1, B1-07. I went to Lot 1 last week and saw that B1-07 where Laser Flair used to be has already closed down so I said there's no Laser Flair there at the stated venue. She then laughed and said "Where got shop can disappear like that one."
Note: It wasnt a question. It was a mocking statement, like as if I were a stupid girl like that.
Not to be defeated by that lousy saleswoman who could not even speak proper Chinese, I said that I live near CCK and I frequent IMM so I know that there's no Laser Flair anymore. Well, she didnt believe me of course. It wasnt until the winner, Ben, told her that Laser Flair moved to the 3rd storey that she realised her mistake. Of course, no 'Sorry I gave you the wrong address.' Can you imagine if I really went to B1-07? Fuck her knowlege of her own franchises.
So, this Ben guy helped me call CCK to ask them about the VCD I wanted. Upon hearing that they still have the VCD in the store, he asked me to leave my contact number down. Why leave my contact no. if I'm going personally to collect it myself? It's not like they're going to bring it over to this chain. Plus, they did not even tell me the details, like the price, so how am I going to decide if I really wanted the VCD? Therefore, I asked Ben, who was still connected to CCK over the phone, to help me ask the price and the contents of the VCD. He then told me that if I wanted to know, I can just go over to CCK since I stay near CCK because it would be so much clearer if I looked at the VCD box. GO FUCK YOURSELF LAH! If I live near CCK and come to IMM to shop, obviously I've got something to do at IMM right?! I didnt just go there to buy VCDs ok. Plus, will it kill him to tell me the details by asking the guy on the phone?! I'm the customer and I have the right to know what I'm buying before I go over there to do so. So anyway, he continued to ask me for my name and contact no.. Like I'm going to do that after your lousy service. So I just stared at him with that fuck-off-you-loser look and went to browse through other VCDs.
When I proceeded to make my payment, Ben was chatting on the phone, obviously with his friend as he was laughing while doing so and since he talked so loudly, I could hear that the content was not work-related. WTF? Help your customer ask a few questions cannot but talk to you friend and skive during working hours can...fuck off la! Plus, that Ben lifted up his shirt to show his scrawny body to facilitate scratching in the shop. Wa lau eh, which salesman, or any human, openly lift up their shirts to scratch themselves? EYESORE! LOUSY SERVICE!
Yup, that's the end of the MKNet Awards Ceremony 2005. Only 2 awards given out but that's quite enough for today. I might add somemore in the future. Watch this space. :D
Bakkwa ranted @ 4:28 PM
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