Mug Mug Mug(and I dont mean robbery)
I think I'm rather sway. Last week when I went to Woodlands to study, it rained. Today, just as I stepped out of my house, it started to pour... Luckily, I didnt have to wait for like-every-half-an-hour-come-once 947 for long. The bus arrived like 2 minutes after I got downstairs. Same for the MRT train too.
Once I entered Jurong Entertainment Centre, I heard this auntie scolding someone, very loudly indeed. Everyone within a radius of 5 km could hear her. The best part was that no one was standing remotely close to her, but she just kept scolding in some dialect. Ok, it was actually quite scary, considering she followed me all the way, scolding along the way, but not directed to me, but to some invisible figure that no one could see. Why does this always happen to me?! I remember there was once when I was on the bus, seated alone, an uncle sat opposite me and started talking animatedly, while looking at the empty seat next to me. Somemore the way he looked at the seat was as if there was really someone seated there. Plus, it was at night when that happened...*shudders*
Wanting to leave the auntie, I ran over to the library, regardless of the pouring rain. Well, I had an umbrella though. Haha. Found a round table and sat there and waited for Kym. After she arrived, we went to buy food and drinks. Following that it was study-time! In the midst of it, Kym went to the toilet. While she was in the toilet, I spotted that the rectangle table(more spacious) was unoccupied! Then, I hurriedly moved my stuff over to the table. After making 2 trips to-and-fro, two-thirds of the table was filled with our junk. However, when I went back to our old table to move the drinks over, horror of horrors, a stupid guy just placed his butt onto one of the chairs at the table! WTH?! Who ever said that we wanted to share tables with you?! So, I walked over there, stamping my heels on the floor as I did and glared at him, but...HE STILL DID NOT BOTHER TO MOVE BUT TOOK OUT HIS SHITTY PHYSICS BOOK AND STARTED STUDYING!!! BU YAO LIAN! So, when Kym came back, we started talking rather loudly, in hope of chasing him away but he still stayed put. Idiot. After a few hours, my sister arrived and she was sneezing quite badly. Wahaha!! The guy saw that she was having a rather bad flu and quickly chomped down his lousy mud pie and left! Yay! Hope he got the flu bug from my sister...
After staying in the library for 6 hours, my sister and I walked towards Popular where along the way there was a pasar malam going on. My sister stopped to buy chestnuts and asked how much was it for half a kilo. This was what the weird chestnut vendor replied...
Vendor: Now it's not popular to sell by half kilo already. Like how the prime minister has changed from Goh Chok Tong to Lee Hsien Loong. Now the chestnuts are sold by 400g!
We were quite WTFed by that dumb vendor who did not make any shit sense at all! As we walked, further down there was this guy who was performing a trick of how to grab the snake out from the bag, blindfolded. Instead of starting to reach for the snake, he started to go:
Snake guy: Snakes are cold-blooded animals. They do bite the hand that feeds them. So if I get bitten, do not clap for joy.
People would jeer la, dumbass.
Snake guy: (reaches in for snake)Ouch! See, I told you they bite. (reaches in again)Ouch! See, again.
Wa lau eh, lousy act! Try twice still cant get the snake!
Thinking that he would go for the third time and finally get the snake, instead, he started on a new topic...about his weight...WTF! He went on saying that he was fat last time when he learnt this trick and people laughed at him and all those shit. For the whole time I was there, he did not catch the snake nor introduce what he was trying to sell...Lousy!!
Once I entered Jurong Entertainment Centre, I heard this auntie scolding someone, very loudly indeed. Everyone within a radius of 5 km could hear her. The best part was that no one was standing remotely close to her, but she just kept scolding in some dialect. Ok, it was actually quite scary, considering she followed me all the way, scolding along the way, but not directed to me, but to some invisible figure that no one could see. Why does this always happen to me?! I remember there was once when I was on the bus, seated alone, an uncle sat opposite me and started talking animatedly, while looking at the empty seat next to me. Somemore the way he looked at the seat was as if there was really someone seated there. Plus, it was at night when that happened...*shudders*
Wanting to leave the auntie, I ran over to the library, regardless of the pouring rain. Well, I had an umbrella though. Haha. Found a round table and sat there and waited for Kym. After she arrived, we went to buy food and drinks. Following that it was study-time! In the midst of it, Kym went to the toilet. While she was in the toilet, I spotted that the rectangle table(more spacious) was unoccupied! Then, I hurriedly moved my stuff over to the table. After making 2 trips to-and-fro, two-thirds of the table was filled with our junk. However, when I went back to our old table to move the drinks over, horror of horrors, a stupid guy just placed his butt onto one of the chairs at the table! WTH?! Who ever said that we wanted to share tables with you?! So, I walked over there, stamping my heels on the floor as I did and glared at him, but...HE STILL DID NOT BOTHER TO MOVE BUT TOOK OUT HIS SHITTY PHYSICS BOOK AND STARTED STUDYING!!! BU YAO LIAN! So, when Kym came back, we started talking rather loudly, in hope of chasing him away but he still stayed put. Idiot. After a few hours, my sister arrived and she was sneezing quite badly. Wahaha!! The guy saw that she was having a rather bad flu and quickly chomped down his lousy mud pie and left! Yay! Hope he got the flu bug from my sister...
After staying in the library for 6 hours, my sister and I walked towards Popular where along the way there was a pasar malam going on. My sister stopped to buy chestnuts and asked how much was it for half a kilo. This was what the weird chestnut vendor replied...
Vendor: Now it's not popular to sell by half kilo already. Like how the prime minister has changed from Goh Chok Tong to Lee Hsien Loong. Now the chestnuts are sold by 400g!
We were quite WTFed by that dumb vendor who did not make any shit sense at all! As we walked, further down there was this guy who was performing a trick of how to grab the snake out from the bag, blindfolded. Instead of starting to reach for the snake, he started to go:
Snake guy: Snakes are cold-blooded animals. They do bite the hand that feeds them. So if I get bitten, do not clap for joy.
People would jeer la, dumbass.
Snake guy: (reaches in for snake)Ouch! See, I told you they bite. (reaches in again)Ouch! See, again.
Wa lau eh, lousy act! Try twice still cant get the snake!
Thinking that he would go for the third time and finally get the snake, instead, he started on a new topic...about his weight...WTF! He went on saying that he was fat last time when he learnt this trick and people laughed at him and all those shit. For the whole time I was there, he did not catch the snake nor introduce what he was trying to sell...Lousy!!
Bakkwa ranted @ 10:48 AM
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