A Wedding and Funeral

Living in an HDB flat has always been fun, especially if the happenings around your area are interesting.

As I walked past the block opposite mine, I realised that today was the 3rd day of the funeral that was held there and they were going to move the body either to the crematorium or to the cemetry. Family members and relatives of the deceased were all present(not that I know them but the crowd sure looked huge) and there were in the midst of paying their last respects. Of course, there were loud noises made by cymbals and all those praying made by monks.

Not wanting to join in the kay-poh aunties who placed themselves opposite the funeral ceremony and sat there to watch, I continued walking to my block. And...ta-da! A Malay wedding was held there! The two blocks were only separated by a car-park, and not those kind of shopping mall car-park but one that requires less than a minute to walk across to the other block. Therefore, it was kind of weird to see a wedding held there when opposite there was a funeral going on. I mean, I sure would not want to have someone holding a funeral next to my wedding. Then again, I do not want to get married at the void deck of a HDB block.

When i reached home, I heard music travelling all the way from downstairs. I stay 11 floors above where the wedding was held so if I could hear the music, the people at the one-minute-away funeral could of course hear the music too. The music played was Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'. Ok, this is seriously scary. Can you imagine that upon hearing this music you start to hear some heartbeat sounds coming out of the coffin? Plus, the casket company's name was Chye Seng, which in Chinese means 'Living again'...

Mug Mug Mug(and I dont mean robbery)

I think I'm rather sway. Last week when I went to Woodlands to study, it rained. Today, just as I stepped out of my house, it started to pour... Luckily, I didnt have to wait for like-every-half-an-hour-come-once 947 for long. The bus arrived like 2 minutes after I got downstairs. Same for the MRT train too.

Once I entered Jurong Entertainment Centre, I heard this auntie scolding someone, very loudly indeed. Everyone within a radius of 5 km could hear her. The best part was that no one was standing remotely close to her, but she just kept scolding in some dialect. Ok, it was actually quite scary, considering she followed me all the way, scolding along the way, but not directed to me, but to some invisible figure that no one could see. Why does this always happen to me?! I remember there was once when I was on the bus, seated alone, an uncle sat opposite me and started talking animatedly, while looking at the empty seat next to me. Somemore the way he looked at the seat was as if there was really someone seated there. Plus, it was at night when that happened...*shudders*

Wanting to leave the auntie, I ran over to the library, regardless of the pouring rain. Well, I had an umbrella though. Haha. Found a round table and sat there and waited for Kym. After she arrived, we went to buy food and drinks. Following that it was study-time! In the midst of it, Kym went to the toilet. While she was in the toilet, I spotted that the rectangle table(more spacious) was unoccupied! Then, I hurriedly moved my stuff over to the table. After making 2 trips to-and-fro, two-thirds of the table was filled with our junk. However, when I went back to our old table to move the drinks over, horror of horrors, a stupid guy just placed his butt onto one of the chairs at the table! WTH?! Who ever said that we wanted to share tables with you?! So, I walked over there, stamping my heels on the floor as I did and glared at him, but...HE STILL DID NOT BOTHER TO MOVE BUT TOOK OUT HIS SHITTY PHYSICS BOOK AND STARTED STUDYING!!! BU YAO LIAN! So, when Kym came back, we started talking rather loudly, in hope of chasing him away but he still stayed put. Idiot. After a few hours, my sister arrived and she was sneezing quite badly. Wahaha!! The guy saw that she was having a rather bad flu and quickly chomped down his lousy mud pie and left! Yay! Hope he got the flu bug from my sister...

After staying in the library for 6 hours, my sister and I walked towards Popular where along the way there was a pasar malam going on. My sister stopped to buy chestnuts and asked how much was it for half a kilo. This was what the weird chestnut vendor replied...

Vendor: Now it's not popular to sell by half kilo already. Like how the prime minister has changed from Goh Chok Tong to Lee Hsien Loong. Now the chestnuts are sold by 400g!

We were quite WTFed by that dumb vendor who did not make any shit sense at all! As we walked, further down there was this guy who was performing a trick of how to grab the snake out from the bag, blindfolded. Instead of starting to reach for the snake, he started to go:

Snake guy: Snakes are cold-blooded animals. They do bite the hand that feeds them. So if I get bitten, do not clap for joy.
People would jeer la, dumbass.
Snake guy: (reaches in for snake)Ouch! See, I told you they bite. (reaches in again)Ouch! See, again.
Wa lau eh, lousy act! Try twice still cant get the snake!

Thinking that he would go for the third time and finally get the snake, instead, he started on a new topic...about his weight...WTF! He went on saying that he was fat last time when he learnt this trick and people laughed at him and all those shit. For the whole time I was there, he did not catch the snake nor introduce what he was trying to sell...Lousy!!

Last TC Meeting

Today's finally the last TC meeting! Ok, not that happy after all to 'graduate' from TC because TC is actually quite fun, except for the scolding part I got from Ian last year. Played mahjong with hy, Kym, jz and nic. Yes, again... hy went around taking photos of the last TC meeting and the photos can be found here: http://www.mizu-kioku.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=30.

Yesterday's meeting was good, except for the fact that I had a disagreement with nic. Anyway, it's kind of sad that I dont have to stay back on Thursdays anymore and that I'll be graduating from ACJC in about a few more months' time. I had such a great time in AC and made so many good friends that I dont really want to leave school. Then again, I so dont want to get retained. Haha.

I'll always remember:
-Friends in the tai-tai gang (those gossip, heartfelt thoughts and of course those air-headed things we tend to do.)
-Friends from class, even people I dislike too! (going for class is fun because of great classmates!)
-Friends from CCA (star potatoes! haha. camp.)
-Teachers, okay, except those I dislike. (thanks for all the guidance and concern!)
-Hyesung prime (all those constant stalking and nice short conversations! plus Kym's paparazzi work!)
and last but not least, those wonderful moments I had in AC with friends(this so does not include chapel)!

Sushi Buffet

Went with Lisa, Nic, Jess, Andrew, Ray, Wee Yang, Bjorn and Kar Fai for sushi buffet at Suki Sushi today! On my way there, I almost got murdered by Lisa thrice! First at the slope near the bus stop where she tried to push me down. Second at the bus stop near Holland V where she attempted to strangle me. Third at Cine where she listened to Wee Yang and once again tried to strangle me! Nooo, why help Wee Yang bully poor me?! Haha, I havent got death threats since Lisa went to Australia, not that I'm missing it though, because Lisa would make a great killer with her knowlege of how to suffocate people!

Anyway, the buffet was so worth the money! $16.90 for all-you-can-eat and you can order anything you want as long as it's under $4.90! So, of course, we ordered tons of food! However, we were quite sway. Order sashimi, sashimi out of stock; order oysters, the last oysters got snapped up by Kar Fai's table...So, we made do with the rest of the food we had, like the wonderfully generous helping of soft shell crabs! Then again, I dont eat crabs...



Then came this ebi sushi which childish Wee Yang started playing with it's tails after he finished eating. First attempt to throw the tail at us failed but the second one landed on my jacket!! Wa lau eh! Then again, I was going to send the jacket for washing soon anyway, so never mind la.

Order sake too! The waiter said he cannot sell alcholic drinks to school students but I replied that I was already 18. So he requested for my IC. Then he went to take the sake. Upon serving, he requested to see my IC again to check if my birthday has passed or not...Check once can already...why must check twice. In the end, even though only Wee Yang and I were the only above-18 people there, Lisa and Nic drank too. The way Lisa drank was so cute! It looked like she was doing something wrong(she kept looking around before downing the drink)...haha.

Then, from Kar Fai's table came this nice offer of food...that they couldn't finish...because they tasted weird!! There was this fried salmon skin and butter-yaki oysters. The salmon skin looked seriously strange, not to mention that the smell was horrible. However, Kar Fai and Ray kept persuading us to try one...so I did and so regretted it! My face was so contorted after eating the fish skin and the worst part is that Wee Yang and Ray took pictures of my screwed-up face. Then, they proceeded to send the pictures to Andrew, Nic and Lisa's phones...My life is ruined!

The butter-yaki oysters wasnt much better too. They looked kind of disgusting. Butter-yaki means the butter's cooked with oysters but...there was this pasta sauce-looking thing on them too! Plus, Lisa said that the oysters were a bit off too. Poor Kar Fai tried to cheat people into eating them by pretending that they were delicious and ended up with a very pale face. Then again, he ate 3 of them! Whatever for I dont know...



After lunch-cum-dinner, we went to Lisa's house to play cards. I miss going to Lisa's house to play cards sooo much!

Bu Qing Zi Lai

I encounter many kinds of people everyday and I finally know what 'bu qing zi lai(uninvited)' means.

Today Kym and I were sitting in the canteen when I went to the toilet. After I came out, I ran into Kym who said that this AD1 girl joined our table, without asking! She just came over and placed her butt on the chair and invited her friend over. If she were a good friend or classmate, I would not have had minded that much but she's not my classmate, not to mention friend. This is the second time this happened. The last time she did the same thing but since she's from hy class, I decided to let it go. However, this time she was to much. As if asking one more person is not bad enough, she asked two more people over! Guess what, they were all guys. Then she started talking to them, totally ignoring Kym and my prescene. WTF? Come sit with us but never speak a single word to us and instead keep talking to the guys whom with she intruded onto our privacy. I really wanted to move over to the other table but considering Kym's sort of her classmate, I decided not to do anything but messaged Kym asking her if she wanted to 'zao'. And there was no 'bye' from her when we left. Thanks for being so idiotic...

Wronged

Today, Andrew gave a big box of bubble gum to Kym and me. We divided them up and I got the bubble gum box which I was reluctant to put inside my bag as I was scared that the gum might get squashed inside and my stuff would get sticky so I just held on to it the whole day, like I was some bubble gum seller or something.(thx David...)

Since my share of the gum was held at a place where everyone could see, of course, people will start asking you for them and it is only right to share considering that it was a nice gesture of Andrew to give me them. (ok, doesn't make sense here.) However, it is totally not my fault if they decide to eat them in class and make a noisy pop sound (note:it's a sound).

During GP class, before everyone strolled in, I saw SZ eating a sandwich right in front of Ms Too and was a bit shocked as that was how damn obvious, but Ms Too didnt say a word. However, she saw my box and came over to say some wu liao stuff that I forgot. I even asked her if she wanted one. Fuck, I regret it now.

During GP discussion, she suddenly stopped and called out my name.

Ms Too: Jiahui, if I hear any more pop sounds, I will blame it on you.
Me: But Mdm, I'm not even eating it. (stretching out my hands to prove that I could not even touch the box.)
Ms Too: I dont care.
Fuck it, this this totally proves that she fucking hates me.
Andrew: Mdm, you're unfair lei.
Ms Too: Well, I am an unfair person.
Michelle: That's why our marks are so low.
Ms Too: They will get lower than.

Why do I have to get all the blame? Eileen was like eating Pocky in the first row and she didnt give a shit about it. At least I was just sitting there, attentively listening to her. In addition, the gum was not suitable for blowing bubbles as it was too thin so it was totally not possible to blow big bubbles so as to release a large 'pop' sound. Plus, she was having a discussion session for God's sake, even if there were sounds, how the fuck did she hear it? I seriously dont mind if she keeps asking me questions during tutorials, as in every single tutorial but she did not need to make it so obvious that she hated me. It will only make me hate her back.

I was so angry and really felt like crying(because I was wronged). Ok, I dont normally feel like crying after getting scolded by a teacher, but I was feeling quite down and angry before that so...I managed to stop myself from crying but did not want to listen to her anymore. So, for the rest of the lesson, I talked to Ping Hwei, Li Ming and Eileen and ignored what she was teaching. What's the point of going through last year's questions when they wont come out this year for sure?!

Trip to Jurongpoint

I got a shock when my father asked me if I wanted to go shopping today. Reason being that he's quite stingy and today is not any special ocassion. Anyway, he drove my sister and I to Jurongpoint and we saw this sign at the basement. I seriously do not understand what it means.


-My father later gave us each some money and shooed us away. WTH? Why ask us to go with him and later ask us to shop on our own? Plus, somemore at boring JP.
-Turned out JP has this interesting shop called Beadtlesweet.
-Spent almost all of my money in there on earings, bracelets and nail art stuff.


Met up with my father 2 hours later and ate at...



While waiting for the food to be served(that took so freaking long), I tried to take a photo of the jigsaw puzzle in the shop from where I was seated. Sadly, I failed and the shopowner kept staring in out direction when I asked my father and sister to help me take the photo. Tried to act innocent by making it look like we were taking photos of ourself.


Food finally arrived. Seafood platter for 2 looked seriously scary.


However, the 3 of us still managed to finish it till the bottom could be seen. Not that fantastic anyway, I meant the fish. My sister's fish & chips tasted way better.


Tabasco sauce has green colour one! I never knew it :D


Sidetracking a little here. I've seen this statue for like how many freaking years, even before JP underwent revamping and I've always thought that it was weird. Reason being why is the statue brandishing his middle finger at others? Turned out that it's 2 fingers up instead of one.


After breakfast-cum-lunch-cum-dinner, I went to Harvey Norman. For what I dont know. Anyway, the extremely talkative salesman told me the laptop I bought has now got to be ordered if anyone wants to buy it. Haha, see, I've pretty good taste :D As he was introducing some wireless router to me, another customer walked passed us and said

That one very expensive. Somemore must buy some other thing.

After saying that, without waiting for any reply, he walked away. Haha, omg, weird. Either that or he was trying to ruin Harvey Norman's business.

BPGHS 45th Anniversary

I was reading The Sunday Times regarding Mrs Goh regretting her 'peanuts' comment when I came across this:

"The next day, Singaporeans reacted, generally quite critical of her remarks," he told reporters before attending the 45th anniversary dinner of the Bukit Panjang Government High School.

WTF. In what way is the mentioning of BPGHS's anniversary dinner anywhere related to this article? I mean, who would want to know exactly where Mr Goh went after making a comment. Isn't this obvious that Shirleen Ong, the BPGHS principal, had something to do with it? It's always like that. When we were being quarantined after practical exams in Sec 4, we had people taking photos of us...yup, who on Earth would be interested in students being quarantined? It's not like it's some novelty thing. Ever since Shirleen Ong became our principal, BPGHS has been constantly in the news...I wonder why? That Ramayana thing was like so over-publicized too...

Pizza Hut experience

Has anyone of you had bad experiences with those fast -food home delivery services? I had, and it's not just once. Considering that I usually only order from Pizza Hut, make a guess where my complains lie.

If unhappy incidents just happen once, I would not be so angry, however, it has happened thrice and all three times were the same. The first time occurred when my 6-sliced pizza came with only 5 slices and one gaping hole at the side. So, feeling rather disgusted, I rang Pizza Hut up to tell them about the horrible outlook of the pizza. Instead of assuring me that they will send over a replacement straight away, the phonelady told me that she wanted pictures of the pizza. Reason being that so she could make a report on it which I think is a load of crap. First of all, by getting a replacement, I would have to return the current pizza and then they can take tons of photos of it, as much as they like. Why should I do it? And even if I do it, how am I supposed to send them to you? Secondly, doesn't that mean that she thinks I'm lying to her? That surely isnt the best way you would want to treat your customer. Anyway, in the end, they gave me a replacement and a 10% discount, after I made a big fuss out of it.

The next time I ordered, they told me that there was no record of the 10% discount so they couldn't process it. Guess what? Phone time. After much angry talk, they grudgingly gave me the discount I deserved. However, either to take revenge or their service was really bad, the same thing happened, just that there were 6 slices but there was still a hole and the pizza looked like a small instead of regular. *ring ring* This time round, I was quite angry and I made a request that I would like to speak to the manager straight away. So, the lady at the call centre said that she would call the manager and he will get back to me shortly. I waited for more than an hour before I received his call. Shortly? I guess not. This time round, the long-winded manager explained to me in detail how they slice the pizza up, down to the details of how many inches per slice. Plus, he told me to measure my pizza to see if it's a regular. Turned out it wasn't. Besides the lousy pizza, the lasagna I ordered for $8 plus was only 2cm thick, housed in a box that is at least four times as high as it. He could not give me an explanation for it and he was trying to shirk responsibility for their mistake, not to mention that he was rude. So, my cousin took over the conversation and ended up with a free regular pizza in the end.

Yesterday, the third incident happened. The pizza my sister ordered came in 45 minutes instead of the said 30 minutes. Plus, there was a hole in the pizza, yet again, and the pizza box was dented. So, she called Pizza Hut and I took photos of it, just in case they needed proof again. The lady at the call centre said that the manager would call us as I requested that I wanted to speak to the manager straight. She called fast enough and told my sister to cancel the order and she'll send a replacement over. As my sister was talking to the manager on her handphone, the call centre lady called our house number. Hello, did they even think that one was supposed to listen to two phonecalls at the same time? So, naturally, I answered the call. The rather rude lady told me that my sister requested to cancel the order and so no replacement would be sent over. Okay, this is bad. Pizza Hut staff cannot communicate among themselves properly. So I told her to check with her manager first before calling us and that I do not wish to receive 2 phonecalls again. Just one would suffice.

The second calls arrived. Notice the 's'? The manager told my sister that the pizza box was folded by human hands. Wow, you mean you can actually use animal hands to do so? To this, my sister replied that why would anyone purposely make a dent in the pizza? On the other line, I was trying to make a conservation but failed to do so as she could not answer any of my questions and kept giving me dead silence after I finished my piece. Hello, if she works at the call centre, the least she could do was talk. After giving me dead silence for 3 times, I flared up and told her to stop giving us two calls at the same time and cease giving me dead silence as I totally hate it.

The third call arrive, with the new manager speaking to my sister, constantly repeating that he was only there for 2 months so he did not know what happened before. No matter what she complained, he gave her the same answer, as if pleading with her to stop complaining. The replacement pizza arrived(yeah, we got it) and so I took over the conversation. He started off asking me who I was and asked me for my surname which is quite idiotic as I would have the same surname as my sister. I told him I felt that his company did not respect me as the same incident happened thrice and the staff weren't exactly Miss Polites. He then asked me for the name of the rude lady, to which I answered why couldn't he check himself. He told me it would be difficult to track down who the lady was. Aha! Does that mean there are lots of complains to Pizza Hut going on that he could not even check who was the person who last received a complaint? To which, he could not answer. To cut a long story short, he gave me a 20% discount(I made him record it down), a treat(I didnt have to pay a single cent for this order) and that he would make special notice of my orders in future. In return, he wanted me to give him a chance to prove himself as he has only been there for 2 months.

This entry is getting rather long so I guess I'll stop here :D

Friday

Played Mahjong with Kym and Mahjong-addict Andrew today. In Econs tutorial where we all were supposed to be having free period. Then again, where's the safest place to play cards? Of course a classroom filled with students having lessons, so as to mislead the teachers who walk past the classroom into thinking that's it's just a normal lesson going on, nothing else. In addition to it, it doesnt hurt to have Hashim as the teacher teaching. Like yesterday, we placed our practically flat bags on the table so that it wouldnt look so obvious to people walking by. Unlike yesterday, Hashim decided to walk around the classroom today and saw what we were doing.

Hashim(flapping his arms): What are you all doing?! What's your free period for?

After saying that in an astonished tone, he walked away...smiling. Haha, Hashim rocks!

Anyway, Sean, hy, Kym and I were playing Mahjong in TC too when Sean Tan walked in. Instead of apprehending us red-handed for breaking school rules, he went,

Sean Tan: Why are they slacking and not helping out? (then noticing the cards)Wah! Mahjong somemore!
And he laughed. Man, some teachers are just plain great!

Today was the Blood Donation Day and the response was just overwhelming. Of course, I did not join in as I have a very low threshold for pain. Mr Tan KH donated blood today and happily took off the bandage after 2 hours instead of the stipulated 4 to 6 hours and his wound started to bleed. Quite scary to see a teacher trying to stop the blood from flowing during lessons. Anyway, he still managed to continue with the class and filled the white board with equations.
Body Combat 2 was held today...at a place where every single person in school could see us doing so. Everyone was so amused by the scene and I think we had the largest audience for any Body Combat class. Those people on MC stayed to watch instead of zao-ing and others who did not have lessons also watched us too. Students having lessons on the 2nd storey all stood at the windows and looked down. It did not help that some of my friends and my cousin was taking photos. Plus, Mr Mark Ng and Mr Patrick Sum were happily taking photos. However, it was quite hilarious looking at the teachers do Body Combat too!

I had to stand behind tall Ray of all people during Body Combat and was in fear that he might carry out his 'threats' of punching and kicking me...'accidentally'. Then again, if he had really punched me and I bled, hey, I can then donate blood without having to insert a needle into my arm! Standing next to Wee Keat was a bad idea. He was very enthusiastic about Body Combat and I was quite scared that he might knock into me...

Anyway, photos time!


Li Ming, Me and Wee Yang. Wee Yang's new camera phone is damn cool!


Me, Andrew and Li Ming. Behind is the evidence of people playing UNO cards in school...openly in the canteen!


Me, hy and Sean at Holland V's shopping mall, outside the toilet, taking photos via the mirror reflection.

Searching for my blog

Feeling bored now, so here's searching my blog part 2.

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Searching my blog part 1 was on the 15th of last month too!

Mahjong

I hate Chinamen.

Okay, maybe not all of them but most whom I know of. Especially the one who stays in the same HDB building as me. Every morning, this idiotic Chinaman will enter the lift with his lousy bicycle, smelling of either cigarette smoke or he just did not bathe. It's really stinko. However, today was even worse. He came into the lift, with his bicycle, with a fucking lighted cigarette in between his fingers! What the fuck? Plus, he did not even look the least ashamed to do that. I hope he gets knocked down by a car while on the bicycle or that he gets burnt to death by that fucking cigarette. Then again, if he smokes some more, he will die. But I do not want to get lung cancer because he's so inconsiderate...

On a lighter note, I played Mahjong in school today with Kym, Andrew, Ray, Sean, hy and Bryan. I havent played Mahjong for a long long time, ever since the China trip last year and I miss it soooo much! Won a few games and lost a few but whatever, it's so freaking fun!

...

Went to Andrew's house on Sunday and finally asked him why's he so weird. Ok, my sister asked him that but whatever. His answer I think anyone would be able to guess. 'What weird?' So anyway we talked about Ms Too, Mr Tan KH a.k.a bus driver and that cute art girl. Basically gossiped la. I'm seriously jealous of Andrew's father's hair length. His hair is like even longer than mine, like 0.5 times...and I'm a girl! Long story short, I saw this cat resting on my father's car when we were about to go home. So cute! Luckily it didnt scratch the car or else it would have been cat stew by now.



Kymberlyn and I were talking crap in Physics lecture as usual and this is what we drew. The picture on the far right is Ping Hwei and far left is Ray. I really pity Ray, got drawn until like that...


Finally finished my GP package before 12 midnight! That's quite a mean feat considering that I normally finish reading packages on the day of the test itself :P And here's how my package looks:

Great Day at School

Physics was totally interesting today. As usual, no one was listening to the lecturer and were all either doing homework, chatting or sleeping. Tommie came in like halfway into the lecture and gave the reason he had a stomachache. Somehow or rather, Li Ming, him and I started talking about the boys' toilet and all those crap about urinals and stuff. The conversation was dirty(literally) but funny.

According to Mr Kunan(or however you spell his name), Mr Wong was looking after some scantily-clad people who needed to take a dip once in a while, thus dissolving their brain matter, therefore, he came to relief him yesterday. Today, instead of Mr Kunan, in came Mr Paul Chong. Even before he came in, everyone was saying that he's very PMS-sy and so we were all like quite afraid of him. However, he turned out quite nice, except for the fact that he keeps blinking his eyes. It was quite funny when he suddenly stopped talking in the midst of the lesson and pointed at Tommie,

Paul Chong: I remember you! You are the one who cut my queue that time at the rice stall!
Tommie: Eh Sir, I'm malnutritioned lei...
Paul Chong: (pointing to Bjorn and company)Look at those skinny people behind! You think they're from Africa ar?!
Tommie: ...

Following that, Mr Paul Chong noticed Tommie's hairstyle and went,

Paul Chong: Look at your Afro hairstyle, now I know why you say you're malnutritioned!
Tommie: ...

Then when he realised that Tommie was the assistant class rep, he was totally shocked! Haha.

During GP, Ms Too told me that she wanted to see me after class. I got a bit shocked and was wondering if I failed my composition or something like that because Kym got called before. So, when I went up to her after class, indeed, my compo was on her stack of papers. However, the conversation turned out like this,

Ms Too: Jiahui ar, you have a cousin in AC ar?
Me: (stunned)Erm, yah. Andrew. Do you teach him too, Madam?
Ms Too: Yup, that day during class he just stood up and said 'Madam! I have a cousin in AC and you teach her too!'
Me: (wondering why the hell Andrew said it for)Har?
Ms Too: Is he alright or not? He seems very weird.
Me: Maybe he's stressed la...because prelims are coming up.
Ms Too: Hmm...
Me: His MSN nicknames are quite weird too.
Ms Too: (shocked)Both of you talk on MSN?
Me: Erm, yah...
Ms Too: Can you discreetly help me ask him what's wrong?
Me: Err...ok.

At this point of time we've already walked down the ceremonial staircase when she turned back and saw Andrew standing outside the teacher's office and said, 'Oh! Andrew's there. Turn back turn back.' Haha, why so secretive?!

Body Combat was quite fun if you linked some of the movements with what Bryan Chua said yesterday. People who were around Wee Keat said that he was very enthusiastic about it and kept making some 'meow meow' noises. Shit, I should have had just stood next to Wee Keat instead of shying away to the back.

Bob

During the TC Camp, I was wondering who on Earth Bob was because he looked damn familiar to me. Now I finally know why. Haha, turns out that he went for the City Harvest Amazing Race last year too! Haha.

City Harvest Amazing Race Photo

TC

Today's TC meeting was fun, surprisingly. Tiffany brought chocolates and the others were eating them while Li Ming and I sat at the back of the Mac Lab and talked. The Noodles Gang was eating snacks in front of us when the auntie walked in and they rushed to clear the wrappers away. It was so hilarious. I never knew they were so scared of the auntie! Next, the auntie saw that Li Ming and I were not joining in the chocolate-eating activity and she went to tell those who were that we did not have chocolates to eat. Haha.

Surfed the net for some Shinhwa stuff and one of the Noodles Gang guy said that Eric looked like Lee Nanxing! That's like such a big insult to Eric...Following that, we listened to Bryan talk about his Body Combat experience and we couldn't stop laughing. And I finally got the thumbdrive from Daryl! Thanks :D

Went to Holland V after TC and had a great time there!

Out with Andrew and Michelle

Should actually post this on a new page because there's too many entries here but I'm too lazy to do it...Anyway, went out with Andrew and Michelle today on the pretext of shopping for Tommie's present and studying. I'm sure you can guess what happened. We ended shopping and did no studying at all, unless you count doing 3 Maths questions as studying. Haha. Besides this, we had a great time gossiping.

Went to Coffee Bean and the caramel coffee drink Michelle ordered was too thin and bland so she went to had it changed, not before drinking about half of it.( We all tried the drink a few times before coming to a conclusion that the drink tasted wrong.) What surprised me was that they actually changed her drink for her. Haha, maybe I should try this every time even if my drink tastes alright. Then like that I'll get lots of free drinks.

So regretted wearing heels today. Walked from morning to evening and my poor feet hurt like mad.

Feet would have had hurt even worse if I did not exchange bags with Andrew. Thanks to Andrew for carrying my lead-filled bag and letting me carry his feather-light bag. Haha. However, I looked quite weird carrying a backpack in skirt and he looked sissy with my bag. Saw his church friends at Coffee Bean and they were like 'Nice school bag Andrew.' Haha.

Michelle and I bought this iPod wire thingy that's quite cool! I totally love it! Not to mention that it was quite cheap considering it was from Apple.

OMG, there was a Hokkaido Fair at Isetan Scotts. Too bad I did not have the time to go and look at the whole fair...Bugis was having this History of Singapore food fair too. There were lots of food there like ice balls! Weiling went there with her mum to look at the fair but I did not see them there...

Ranting

Feel very bad now for bitching about ajima behind her back with other people after what Ping Hwei said yesterday during recess. She did not do anything wrong at all so why should we talk behind her back? What makes me feel even worse is that I still smile to her when I talk to her. I'm so two-faced but I can't help it. I just cannot bring myself to tell her that I don't like her...for no reason at all. Actually this applies to some guys in my class but I don't feel as bad as I rarely talk to them. I've this problem of disliking people from the first time I see them and it would never change no matter how many times I interact with them...except in the case of Hyesung prime. Plus, I will never let them know I dislike them and I feel like a jerk whenever they treat me nicely.

My mum went for some corrective eye surgery on Thursday. As if she needed that expensive surgery very much. Her need to wear spectacles is actually lesser than mine. She can do without it. Then again, mine's short-sightedness and her's long-sightedness. So, I guess I cant really know what's her problem. However, I do not know why she has to keep this a secret from my father. As if going for a surgery is some really bad thing to do so.

I hate people who are unappreciative of what others do for them. My grandma came last week and since then, she has been cooking dinner every weekday. Instead of being grateful to her for taking over her duties(like cooking, laundry...blah blah blah), my mum only knows how to complain. From the amount of food she cooks and the type of food she cooks, she will complain...to the rest of the family except my grandma. Why complain to us when we are not the ones cooking? And even though I'm quite close to my grandma, do not ask me to tell her everything that you tell me to do so! Go fucking tell her yourself and stop talking bad about her in English to me in front of her. Although she doesnt understand, she can sense it. Not everyone is as stupid as you. Plus, do not talk bad about her to my auntie in Hokkien and tell me another story about what you said because I can always ask my auntie what you said and am able to notice the discrepancies.

I hate it when people pretend to be concern about you when they actually do not know anything about you at all. That day when I had to go to Chung Cheng High for the competition, I also went up on stage in school to receive the prize for the SEF competition. Wanting to let my mum know more about me because she never cares, I told her the day before that I was going up on stage to receive a prize. Receiving a prize means that you've already WON the competition. However, when I came back after the Chung Cheng High competition, she asked me how was it. So naturally I thought that she was asking about it because I told her about this competition too, because she was supposed to send me there, which she did not. I replied that I anyhow did it. Then she went 'What do you mean go on stage and anyhow do the competition?' Fuck. Who on earth goes up on stage to DO a competition? Get your facts correct before asking on-the-brink-of-death me who was extremely tired after having to come home by myself and feeling really grouchy whenever that happens. Grouchy me was too irritated by her mixing up simple facts which could only mean she did not really listen to what I said before, so I raised my voice a little and said, 'I went on stage to get a prize and had a competition today.' She then started scolding me for shouting at her. WTF. I met her at the supermarket when we had this conversation and I did not shout as one, I was very tired, I just raised my voice a little to make my point more audible for her, and second, it was a public place for goodness sake! Fuck.

My mum should stop making a big fuss when I refuse to kiss her or let her kiss me. I do not see the need of kissing you when you do not even care about me and that you're rarely at home to let me do so even if I wanted to. And stop nagging that I kiss my grandma but not you. I believe I have a choice as to who to kiss goodnight. Plus, I sleep with my grandma in the same room so it's easier to kiss her than you who sleeps in the other room. And, I prefer to kiss my grandma because I love her better. At least she cares about me. I dont kiss my father either. In fact I dont kiss anyone else except my grandma so stop feeling jealous.

Some people should just go fuck themselves and die so that the earth would be a better place, and I am not refering to my mum in this statement. I just dont want to name the person only. Be appreciative if I show concern for you because I rarely do so and do not fucking humiliate me when I did nothing to provoke you. Plus the words you used to humiliate me, you are ten times worse...and that's a fact, not something I made up because I'm pissed. Everyone who knows you and me can vouch for me.

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